What do you mean again?

Innovative names/messages from random places: 

AFC 
– Fashioned exactly like KFC, this is an outlet in Port Blair. But of course its called Andaman Fried Chicken. With the motif of a Rhode Island Red smiling benevolently at the world, this outlet gets a lot of curious first timers.

"Ice cream, fruit, fish and chips, drinks must not be consumed in the bus. Passengers can drink water in the bus."

- SOME thought went into drawing this list. Thank God for not letting us die of thirst. This should have been on a bus in Nazi Germany, but turned out to be a poster on a bus in Singapore.

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"- Somewhere, on a man’s T shirt. Thought provoking. And boy! VIVID.

"Your mother does not work here. Please clean up after yourself."

- Admonishing the sloppy in a very ‘Tere Maa ki Aankh’ style. Should have been found in India. Found taped at the cafeteria of a Sydney office.

"If you sprinkle, while you tinkle, 

Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"

- At VOX FM loo in Wollongong, NSW, Australia. The artist behind this work is on his way to participate at a rhyming-poetry-contest

“A to Zee Problems - Come for solution for Lifetime - 

Way you want Will happen.

Solve your typical problems through powerful remedies of Lal Kitab (Red Book)

Suggestive Remedies: Business, Litigation, Childless, Disturbed life, Bad/Late/Wrong Marriage, Career, Depression, All Sex problems...

Also, help in getting Elongated Earlobes (because of wearing long, heavy earrings) back to Normal. Without any stitches, Painless!”

Baba Mayur Ram jee - Its Not Magic!.............But Almost!!!”

- Ad on a Mumbai local train. An almost-magically gifted baba with his 'suggestive' remedies. Just hope he doesn't mix up his potions. Fixing earlobes for those wanting their fertility fixed.